Never pass up the opportunity to go
for a joyride.
Drinking from the toilet is not
alway's the best choice
Allow the experience of fresh air
and the wind in your
face to be pure ecstasy.
When loved ones come home, always
run to greet them.
When it's in your best interest,
practice obedience.
Let others know when they've
invaded your territory.
Take naps and stretch before
rising.
Run, romp and play
daily.
Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. Stop
when you have had enough.
Be loyal.
Never pretend to be something
you're not.
If you stare at someone long
enough, eventually you'll
get what you want.
Don't go out without
ID.
Be direct with people; let them
know exactly how you
feel by piddling on their shoes.
Be aware of when to hold your
tongue, and when to use it.
Leave room in your schedule for a
good nap.
Always give people a friendly
greeting. A cold nose in
the crotch is most effective.
When you do something wrong, always
take responsibility
(as soon as you're dragged shamefully out from under the
bed).
If it's not wet and sloppy, it's
not a real kiss.
If what you want lies buried, dig
until you find it.
When someone is having a bad day,
be silent, sit close
by and nuzzle them gently.
Thrive on attention and let people
touch you.
Avoid biting when a simple growl
will do.
On warm days, stop to lie on your
back on the grass.
On hot days, drink lots of water
and lie under a shady tree.
When you're happy, dance around and
wag your entire body.
No matter how often you're scolded,
don't buy into the guilt
thing and pout...run right back and make friends.
Delight in the simple joys of a
long walk.
