Nobody's feet are allowed on the furniture, but your dogs are welcome to sleep on any piece they choose 

It takes an entirely separate garbage can to handle the poop

You and your family haven't had your annual check up in two years, but the dogs are all medically up to date

You start barking at your children to "Sit! Stay!"

You're more concerned with the dogs' needs than your own when the budget gets tight

At least three of your five weeks vacations are scheduled around grooming, vaccinations and dental cleaning...all for the dogs!

Dog crates double as chairs and/or tables in your family room

You can only remember people by associating them with their dog

You snuggle closer to the dog than the person with whom you are sleeping

You decide to downsize from a huge house in the city to an average country cottage with lots of land in order to build the kennel of your dreams

Everyone at the office is eager to know if the dogs are all right because you were late for the meeting

The whereabouts of all your important legal and personal documents escapes you, yet you know precisely where to locate the file that includes all the vet records, breed papers and registration

Your trunk has an emergency food kit for any strays you might come across

The majority of your charitable contributions go to animal organizations

You no longer have to buy extra large garbage bags, because the empty, 40 pound dog food bags work just as well

Your mom calls and asks how the grand-dogs are

Every gift you ever get has something to do with dogs

Your cookie jar has never seen the likes of people cookies

You rip up the carpet and lay tile to make clean up so much easier

Your children (wife, husband, etc.) complain that you always take more pictures of the dog than you do of them

While proudly showing off your family album, your guest asks, "Isn't there anyone else in your family besides the dog?"

Any conversation you're having is effortlessly directed back to the topic of dogs

Your first concern when planning a vacation is whether or not the hotel will take pets

You politely bow out of an important social engagement so you can attend a dog show

The number one priority when buying a new house is the size and landscape of the backyard

The only (or at least first) forum you log onto is the animal forum

You describe your children as having temperaments rather than personalities

The cost of boarding your fur kids equals that of your entire vacation

Your dog decides he doesn't like someone and you tend to agree

All your non-dog friends know to dress down when visiting your house

Your friends know which chair not to sit in

First time visitors wonder aloud: "Do you smell something?" and you really don't

You become the family dog kennel for all your relatives

You don't think twice about sitting on the floor because both the couch and the chair are completely dog full

Your desk proudly displays your canine family

All dates must pass your dog's inspection

The first question you ask when on a date is: "So, do you like animals?"

You buy a bigger bed that will comfortably sleep six

You break down and buy another pillow so you can have one to sleep on

More than half your grocery money goes to dog food and treats

You buy a mini-van to give them all enough travel room

Your carpeting matches the color of your dog-purposely

The thought of changing a baby's diaper makes you swoon, but you can pick up dog poop barehanded, if necessary, without batting an eye

         You send out especially-made holiday cards that feature you and the dogs

         Your spouse issues the ultimatum: "It's them or me!" and you have no problem
pointing out the suitcase

You readily allow your dogs to give you slobbery kisses, but you don't  dare wipe a toddler's nose

Onlookers grimace at the sight of you sharing your sandwich with your four-legged pal, bite for bite

Your dog has the best birthday party over and above any kid in the entire neighborhood

        You've traced your dog's family tree further than you have your own

        You're more familiar with dog laws than you are with people laws

You stagger your dog magazine subscriptions to make sure you'll  receive one every week

Your vet's office number is the first one on your speed dial list, his home is number two

You can't remember family birthdays and anniversaries, but you can rattle off a six generation pedigree with birthdates, health data and coat colors at the drop of a hat

You have *two* dog doors between the house and the fenced yard, so the doggies can run circles, half inside, half outside

You rush to get home from work in time to get some of what your spouse is fixing for the dogs, since s/he doesn't cook for you

You've just spent $60 on groceries and realize none of it is for yourself

Anyone can look at your (pick all that apply) --- T-shirt - sweatshirt - coffee mug - keychain - beach towel - cooking apron - couch throw - tote bag - computer screen saver/wallpaper/mouse pad/wrist pad/monitor frame - gift wrapping paper - photographic displays - calendars - refrigerator magnets - weather vane - door mat - bumper stickers - umbrella - Christmas sweater - socks - embroidery project - child's collection of stuffed animals - sheets and bedspread - checks - checkbook covers - throw pillows - Home Pages --- and know immediately that you are a dog lover, AND probably what particular breed you favor

Your bedspread doesn't have to coordinate with the bedroom, as it's always covered with a sheet for the dogs, anyway. Ditto for the couches

The instructions to the dog kennel are longer than the instructions to the house sitter

Your personal library is heavy on dog books -- and so is the library for which you order books

Your favorite month is April - National Dog Appreciation Month!

Your dogs have a larger wardrobe of holiday-related bandanas than you do

You hate to go to the grocery store for people food, but when the dog treats are gone, off you go with no hesitation, even at the busiest time

You have three Home Pages -- all of them dealing with your dogs, your friends' dogs, your dogs' friends, etc.

The most exciting times on vacations, no matter where in the world you go, is when you get to pet a dog (a "canine fix")

Most of your vacation pictures are of dogs around the world

The largest display of collectibles in the house is dog stuff -- plates, photos, cards, etc.

Kiss your dog more than 10 times per greeting

Introduce your dog to the photographer and ask would you like to kiss Fido also

Cut your vacations to 3 day weekends only

Call long distance and talk with your dog

Your Mother's Day (birthday, anniversary, etc.) present is a puppy

The part of the backyard you finish first is the dog run

You spend more time on the computer dealing with "dog stuff" than "other stuff"

Your "Welcome" sign has a dog on it

Your e-mail address is your dog or kennel name

You have a kiddy wading pool in the yard, but no small children

You have baby gates permanently installed at strategic places around the house, but no babies

The trash can is more or less permanently installed in the kitchen sink, to keep the dog out of it while you're at work.

You can't see out the passenger side of the windshield because there are nose-prints all over the inside

Poop has become a source of conversation for you and your significant other

Your dog sleeps with you

You have 32 different names for your dog. Most make no sense, but the dog understands them all

You like people who like your dog. You despise people who don't

You carry dog biscuits in your purse or pocket at all times

You talk about your dog the way other people talk about their kid

You put an extra blanket on the bed so your dog is more comfortable

You'd rather stay home on Saturday night and cuddle your dog than go to the movies with your sweetie.

You go to the pet supply store every Saturday because it's one of the very few places that lets you bring your dog inside and your dog loves to go with you.

You open your purse, and that big bunch of baggies you use for pick-ups pops out.

You don't think it's the least bit strange to stand in the back yard chirping "Meg, pee!" over and over again, while Meg tends to play and forget what she's out there for (but what your neighbors think of your behavior is yet another story).

Your license plate or license plate frame mentions your dog.

You have your dog's picture on your office desk (but no one else's).

You never completely finish a piece of steak or chicken (so your dog gets a taste, too).

Your dog is the star of your World Wide Web site!